-David Petraeus, Holly Petraeus, John Allen, Paula Broadwell

I was elected to lead, not to read!

-Kevin Costner

Caption ALL the celebrities!

Why do you keep calling me an 'Indian'? So you're not originally from Indiana? Your sense of geography is even worse than most Americans.
-Dances With Wolves, Kevin Costner

Caption ALL the celebrities!

-Kevin Costner

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Experience a horse will always beat an *ss. -Kevin Costner

I want that part, Alan! Forget it, Kevin! You'll NEVER be able to play Snape the way I do! -Kevin Costner, Alan Rickman

What do you mean you can't do an English accent? -Kevin Costner, Alan Rickman