Movies are so mainstream. I work car shows now. -Keanu Reeves

THUNK the sound of women's jaws everywhere hitting the floor. -Keanu Reeves

For any one else, fatal head splortin' from so much cute... Sad Keanu iz hopeless -Keanu Reeves

MY OWN PRIVATE KEANU. -Keanu Reeves

"Steve, that's not a phone!" -Keanu Reeves

IF I EAT IT, IT DIES I I can't bring myself to do that. -Keanu Reeves