Sad Keanu Just Does It for the "Comfort"

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Look, you can sit there an' brood for th' whole hour if you want, but I get paid whether we have sex or not!

(Keanu Reeves)

That's My Boy!

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You totally woulda banged your sister! Shut up, dad. -Al Pacino, Keanu Reeves

Apathy Has A Most Excellent Spokesman

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Hi, I'm Keanu Reeves, and I'm here to tell you about a MOST BOGUS situation affecting our nation's youth. -Keanu Reeves

AN INTERNET MEME

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AN INTERNET MEME has now become an internet mime. -Keanu Reeves

Point Dirty Dance Break

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I've had the time of my life and I owe it all to you. -Keanu Reeves, Patrick Swayze