-Keanu Reeves

"Love lift us up where we belong"

(Keanu Reeves, Patrick Swayze)

Dudes, I am afraid that something very uncool has happened to Ted's timeline. Your most excellent future is in jeopardy. What is it, Rufus? You must see for yourselves. Come with me. Dude. Bogus.

(George Carlin, Alex Winter, Keanu Reeves)

OKAY Still a lot better than the matrix sequels

(Leonardo DiCaprio, Keanu Reeves)

S'okay, tell me all about your feelings. Invisible therapist is listening.

(Keanu Reeves)

So then these "Sad Keanu" things started showing up all over the internet and the next thing I know, this is the only way I can sit.

(Keanu Reeves)

Look, you can sit there an' brood for th' whole hour if you want, but I get paid whether we have sex or not!

(Keanu Reeves)