BREAKING NEWS: Katy Perry Grows Old, Still Sucks

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Behold Katy Perry's new video for "The One That Got Away," the sixth single taken from her never-ending "Teenage Dream" album.

She spends about half of the video made-up to look like an old woman and the other half looking exactly like that chick from "New Girl."

Some other highlights:

-- Crying while not wearing pants in a closet? (STORY OF MY LIFE!!!) -- Her boyfriend, Diego Luna, sketches a really ugly portrait of her? -- I am reminded of both "The Notebook" and the dream sequence from "Romy and Michele's High School Reunion" where they are bitter old women??? -- Um, Johnny Cash is playing??? -- Katy, Diego didn't "leave you to love another." He died. That's kind of a big difference????????

In summation: ???????????????????????????

Photobomb Them All...

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Photobomb Them All...
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PHOTOBOMB THEM ALL. LET GOD SORT THEM OUT. -Katy Perry, Rebecca Black

I Really Thought They Were Gonna Make It

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I Really Thought They Were Gonna Make It
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North Koreans lament the completely unexpected and in no way inevitable split of powerhouse pop culture couple Katy Perry and Russell Brand.

If they can't make it work, then love cannot be real. :(

North Korea is BEST Korea!

PARTIES

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PARTIES sometimes you don't leave empty handed -Rebecca Black, Kevin McHale, Katy Perry