The "Jurassic Park" Promotional Newsletter

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The "Jurassic Park" Promotional Newsletter
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Here's a really amazing newsletter for some eccentric billionaire's dinosaur theme park that will be totally safe, thanks to the technical prowess of his morbidly obese son.

I really don't see "Jurassic Park" becoming more popular than Disney World, unless the park gets some good reviews from a few plucky little scientists, botanists and chaoticians. Without that, this park is nothing more than a magnificent game preserve of incredibly dangerous animals!

Good luck with your park, Dr. Hammond!

Ian Malcolm: From Chaos

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Ian Malcolm: From Chaos
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Everything is chaos and beauty and bare-chested Jeff Goldblums, and nothing hurts.

Original artwork by John Larriva.

Poor Raptors...

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Poor Raptors...
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Poor raptors. They never stood a chance. -Jurassic Park, Star Wars

ENOUGH ALREADY

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ENOUGH ALREADY
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ENOUGH ALREADY just because you can doesn't mean you should...I'm talking to you George. -Jurassic Park, Star Wars