-Tom Hiddleston, Jurassic Park III

Look at her butt. OMG Prehistoric perverts. -Jurassic Park

you guys ok?...looks like a bit of an accident...you got a cell phone?...we can call roadside assistance....you wouldn't happen to have an umbrella would you?...i'm talkin about a big ASS umbrella!...have you seen a goat? -Jurassic Park

-Jurassic Park

Original artwork by Kevin Henry.

favourite dinosaur you've never heard of it

(Jeff Goldblum)

Here's a really amazing newsletter for some eccentric billionaire's dinosaur theme park that will be totally safe, thanks to the technical prowess of his morbidly obese son.

I really don't see "Jurassic Park" becoming more popular than Disney World, unless the park gets some good reviews from a few plucky little scientists, botanists and chaoticians. Without that, this park is nothing more than a magnificent game preserve of incredibly dangerous animals!

Good luck with your park, Dr. Hammond!