Here be LOLs most amusing and historic!

I was elected to lead, not to read!

(Mystery Science Theater 3000)

Moar MST3K over at Set Phasers to LOL!

you're right, My fridge is Running, KTHXBAI!!!

(Jessica Walter)

Not sure whether to choose joke about two and a half men... ... or about lemonparty

(Sylvester Stallone, Charlie Sheen, Danny DeVito)

I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

(Robert De Niro)

Here are a few examples of what I'm talking about.

Wanna hear a joke, kid? Why did the Alzheimer's patient forget the punchline to his joke? Wanna hear a joke, kid?

(Larry King)