TEAM EDWARD that's right b*tches!! He don't sparkle either!! -Johnny Depp

Ha. You're wearing a mask, you look ridiculous. -Johnny Depp, Arnie Hammer

IS IT JUST ME or does Sheldon Cooper look more pale than usual? -Johnny Depp

You are not an instant winner. Please play again. -Johnny Depp

-Johnny Depp, Tim Burton, Helena Bonham Carter

Quoth the raven "Where's the rum?" -Johnny Depp, Arnie Hammer

-Johnny Depp, Arnie Hammer