Original artwork by Hat Boy. -Johnny Depp

HOBOSEXUAL he looks like he hasn't bathed in two weeks, and he'll still get more tail than you. -Johnny Depp

Your cuticles are out of the control! Edward can take care of it. Now hold still...

-Johnny Depp

He doesn't look anything like me! -*Not Johnny Depp

Capshunz now in IMAX 3D -Johnny Depp

(Dark Shadows)