If you're still cool in 2011, step forward. Not so fast Uma, John & Bruce!

(Samuel L. Jackson, Uma Thurman, John Travolta, Bruce Willis)

DANCE FAST, DANCE FURIOUS they're really milking this franchise dry, aren't they? -John Travolta

DIANETICS with font so large and clear, you can read it in even the darkest closet. -John Travolta

Gimmie them tit*ies! -John Travolta

Demonstrating the secret Scientology handshake. -John Travolta

Shiny happy people not exactly what REM had in mind -John Travolta