Oh, no! None of these go with the decor.

(John Stamos)

Welcome to your worst hangover ever... -Full House

KINKY STUFF Uncle Jesse saves it for the bedroom. -John Stamos

What's the chance my wife's gonna leave me for the fat kid from "Stand By Me"? Gee! About the same as these BABIES being more successful than me. ZERO! -John Stamos

sh*t happens be prepared (John Stamos)

stamos greek for mullet (John Stamos)