And now we pause for the lame joke before we announce the nominees. -Tina Fey, John Krasinski

The guy in the middle's only a quarter century late for Culture Club. -Amy Poehler, John Krasinski, Tracy Morgan

I'm totally in love with my new phone. I can talk as long as I want, listen to whatever music I like, and keep it easily in my budget. So, are you saying that you love it as much as a girlfriend? More than that. I've never had a girlfriend who would let me do any of that. -John Krasinski, Ginnifer Goodwin

U mad bro? -John Krasinski

moar serious than all other internets (john krasinski)