-Eric Idle, John Cleese

-James Bond

I think the problem with people like this is that they're so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are. -John Cleese

No sir, it doesn't look like you stepped in any dog poo.

(John Cleese)

Yeah, well, my lumberjack husband stole my cocktail hat and my suspenders and my bra -John Cleese

Sorry, I'm afraid the cost to fill your gas tank is just a bit more. -Monty Python