-Andrew Garfield, Jesse Eisenberg, Taylor Swift

Language and English do not compare to the works as recited by this man...
-Harrison Ford, Tom Hanks, Michael Douglas, Lawrence Fishburne, Jesse Eisenberg, Russell Crowe, John Cusack, Robin Williams, Brad Pitt, John Malkovich, Hugh Laurie, Anthony Hopkins, Robert Downey, Jr., Jim Parsons, Benedict Cumberbatch, Jack Black, Clint Eastwood, Tom Hiddleston

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Caption ALL the celebrities!

How dare you pretend to be Jesse Eisenberg?!

I love you so much that I would do anything for you. So then you'll watch the "Twilight" marathon with me? I'd rather jump off this bridge. -Ellen Page, Jesse Eisenberg

On some mornings, it really is a good idea to just stay in bed. -Jesse Eisenberg

Soy milk and Froot Loops: like gasoline and matches. -Jesse Eisenberg

the creation of facebook releases a new type of troll. -Jesse Eisenberg