All the basic needs to raise a child. -Snooki

Some kids have the deck stacked against them. -Snooki

-Snooki

I know we've pretty much seen it already on "Jersey Shore" but it's a slow day for content. :( -Snooki

"Honestly, I didn't think I could make a baby. So the fact that I can reproduce is very scary." -Snooki

DOUCHE BAGS when life give you douche bags, you make "Jersey Shore". -Jersey Shore

Boyfriend says "excuse me" to girl in club. "WHO IS SHE??" -Sammi Sweetheart