AWESOMENESS a guy that can't speak a word of understandable English, with a mullet, standing in hellfire. That's where it's at. -Jean Claude Van Damme

OMG! I just saw a Beiber. Everybody STAY CALM! -Jean Claude Van Damme

What do you mean Never Say Never is sold out? (Jean-Claude Van Damme)

Career low Tastes like rattlesnake (Jean-Claude Van Damme)

Damme i'm good looking (Jean-Claude Van Damme)

World Dental Assoc. presents.... how not to brush your teeth (Jean-Claude Van Damme)