Blue Ivy's Birth Was The Greatest Birth OF ALL TIMEZ

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King J and Queen B welcomed Blue Ivy into the world today, and it was the greatest birth of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Ni**as In Paris at Midnight

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A mash-up of Jay-Z and Kanye West's song "Ni**as in Paris" set to Woody Allen's film "Midnight in Paris."

So Much Pun: Celebrity Name Puns, Round One Zillion

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It's funny b/c Steve Martin jokes are roughly as funny as fart jokes LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! - Matty Malaprop

Jay-Z's "99 Problems" In Film

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Disclaimer - language not safe for work

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