Move to the desert they said You'll have fun they said -Javier Bardem

Hair stylist, I am disappoint.

(Javier Bardem)

Do I look like I'm interested in your fedora collection? -Javier Bardem

LEAVE THE KIDS WITH ME. -Javier Bardem

You haven't heard a word that I've said, have you? Quarter after six. -Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz

I'm banging Penelope Cruz!! (Javier Bardem)

He's not the FATHER! YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!1 (Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz)