Milk Time: my nipples explode with delight (Ashton Kutcher, James Franco)

Hey Miley, Call Me!!! (James Franco)

He sparkles? Kill it (Danny McBride, Natalie Portman, James Franco, Zooey Deschanel)

TRUE CELEBRITY Realizing no one will ever love you as much as you do, and being perfectly alright with it. (James Franco)