-Star Trek

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

I cut it up with a phaser, but its still too big to flush. -Leonard Nimoy, James Doohan

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in Starfleet. -Leonard Nimoy, James Doohan

A PLAN when stealing a spacecraft for the future of mankind, its good to have one. -Leonard Nimoy, George Takei, DeForest Kelley, James Doohan

We should have f@#*ing shotguns -Leonard Nimoy, James Doohan

How many are up there, three or four? Four, maybe. We should have phasers for this kinda deal. -Leonard Nimoy, James Doohan