Invisible Hand Puppets

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By janinemort (Picture by: Getty Images)
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Invisible hand puppets (Jake Gyllenhaal)

QUITTING

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quitting some people wish they knew how (Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal)

Gross!

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Gross!
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I think my water broke. (Jake Gyllenhaal)

Gotta Have Both Bases Covered...

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Gotta Have Both Bases Covered...
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Dog for attracting girls Dog for chasing them away after they become obsessive (Jake Gyllenhaal)

OH PLEASE

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Oh please, it is my fervent hope in all creation that I be given the great honor of answering your stupid questions, handling your hellspawn children while you talk on the phone and allowing you to demean me, curse at me and walk all over my self esteem all for the lowly payment of a retail hourly wage. Yes...Please, how may I be of service? (Jake Gyllenhaal)