You Could Touch Them But He'd Have To Charge

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His milkshake brings ALL the boys to the yard... until they realize those are man boobs. (Jack Nicholson)

He's Just Crazy Enough To Do Both

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We should get wasted! No! I want to get laid! Jack's shoulder angel and devil both made compelling arguments... -Jack Nicholson

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