Charlie Sheen was right. WINNING.

(Jack Nicholson)

Baa, baa, black sheep, Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, Three bags full; One for my Master, One for my Dame, And one for the little F@#%er That lives in down the lane.

(Jack Nicholson)

We should get wasted! No! I want to get laid! Jack's shoulder angel and devil both made compelling arguments... -Jack Nicholson

JACK of all trades. -Jack Nicholson

I can play any part. As long as it's crazy. -Jack Nicholson

Censored -Jack Nicholson

Jack's surefire way to get groups ahead of him to let him play through, was to untie his robe and let things fall where they may. -Jack Nicholson