You Kids Today Have It Too Easy!

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"When I was a boy, I had to walk five miles to the nearest cocaine." -Jack Nicholson

You Could Touch Them But He'd Have To Charge

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His milkshake brings ALL the boys to the yard... until they realize those are man boobs. (Jack Nicholson)

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS

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Alcoholics Anonymous: I have a good feeling about my new sponsor. (Jack Nicholson)