You Could Touch Them But He'd Have To Charge

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His milkshake brings ALL the boys to the yard... until they realize those are man boobs. (Jack Nicholson)

You're The Best, Uncle Jack!

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That's the last bedtime story I'm reading you kids tonight. NOW GO THE F@#K TO SLEEP ! -Jack Nicholson