You Could Touch Them But He'd Have To Charge

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His milkshake brings ALL the boys to the yard... until they realize those are man boobs. (Jack Nicholson)

When You're Jack, You Can Do Anything

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Jack's surefire way to get groups ahead of him to let him play through, was to untie his robe and let things fall where they may. -Jack Nicholson

Much More Reward For Almost Zero Risk

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I should have given up fighting Batman a long time ago Being a politician is MUCH better -Jack Nicholson