You Could Touch Them But He'd Have To Charge

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His milkshake brings ALL the boys to the yard... until they realize those are man boobs. (Jack Nicholson)

Mother Goose Time With Uncle Jack, Part One

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Baa, baa, black sheep, Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, Three bags full; One for my Master, One for my Dame, And one for the little F@#%er That lives in down the lane.

(Jack Nicholson)

I Can Totally See That Working

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Ha Ha, you're right! I woulda made a good Wolverine. (Jack Nicholson)