-Clint Eastwood

I was elected to lead, not to read!

How not to kill a baby...

(Michael C. Hall)

YOU THERE! GET AWAY FROM THAT COMPUTER- AND GO DO SOMETHING USEFUL!!

(Donald Sutherland)

How long did you say the internet would be down?

(Ryan Gosling)

So then these "Sad Keanu" things started showing up all over the internet and the next thing I know, this is the only way I can sit.

(Keanu Reeves)