-Star Trek

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

-Michelle Obama, Ann Romney

I was elected to lead, not to read!

Photoshop You know what to do!

(Kim Kardashian)

Move over Butt Pirates! There's a new pain in the ass On the poop deck.

(Roseanne Barr)

Ya know, you're more popular than I am. Every guy I run into lately, asks for you.

(Paris Hilton)

CONTEXT "When I put this in your mouth, try not to swallow until I'm ready."

(50 Cent)

AFTER DOING IT ENOUGH It stays that way

(Kim Kardashian)