Face of an angel IQ of a blender
I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up really fast.
And some people still wonder why I can't take this crap seriously...
(Lil Wayne, T-Pain)
Hurts sometimes doesn't it
So I thought I was, like, going to Nepal to find myself. Turns out, I was really in Saskatchewan! Who knew Canadians could be so freakin' enlightened?
Look at the idiot!
(Natalie Portman, George Lucas)
May The Force be with you!
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