LOL @ ur fake creys 'cause IDEGAF -Heidi Montag, Farrah Abraham, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, James Franco

YOUR 15 MINUTES ARE UP Take your tacos and go

(Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag)

Question: Whatever happened to what's-his-name and what's-her-name? Answer: Is that debit or credit? -Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt

God only knows what else is hiding in there... -Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag

You know that saying about catching something you can't wash off...yeah (Heidi Montag)