Don't forget to floss!

L.A. Gear, circa 1850.

No no no, the heels go on the BACK of the shoes.

If only Winona Ryder had on a pair of these babies when she was caught shoplifting in... 2001? Hoo boy, 11-year-old jokes, huh? Well, I'll just call it "vintage." Kids love vintage these days, right? What with your Pinstagrams and your Tumbloggers and whatnot.