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-Bill Cosby, Disney
Maybe you can give it a good home, Jay. After all, I bet baby Blue Ivy would love to have a P to the Uzzo S to the iSsay around the house to play with! - Matty Malaprop
So, Jasmine, Ariel, Snow White, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, and Bell go through a short adventure, marry the man of their dreams, and live happily ever after . . .
-Alice In Wonderland
Take time to be a dad today, because tomorrow you could be trampled to death by Wildebeests.
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Rowwwrrr!!! No, you overgrown Ewok! Righty tighty, lefty loosey! Seriously, I don't know how Solo ever kept the Falcon flying with you for a sidekick, sheesh!!!
-Chewbacca, Boba Fett
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