it's not you... ...it's your hair!

("Glee")

I have hair! You know who doesn't? This guy behind me!

(Gary Busey)

Parallel Universe: Donald Trump

(Fabio)

BODY HAIR it grows on your body

(Will Forte)

That little boy has great t*ts!

(Christina Ricci, Ali Larter)

Hair stylist, I am disappoint.

(Javier Bardem)

Aliens. -Oprah Winfrey