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So, you're a total nerd, you're stuck who-knows-where with Russell Brand (of all people) AND you're wearing a red shirt? Dude... I am SO sorry
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"I CLOSE MY EYES, AND I CAN SEE A BETTER DAY."
that is why we have to kill him
WILL STATISTICALLY RESULT IN THE SAME NUMBER OF ANSWERED PRAYERS AS ANY OTHER RELIGION
THE ODIOUS STENCH OF DESPERATION
And that's... how I met your mother.
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