I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences. -George Carlin

Dudes, I am afraid that something very uncool has happened to Ted's timeline. Your most excellent future is in jeopardy. What is it, Rufus? You must see for yourselves. Come with me. Dude. Bogus.

(George Carlin, Alex Winter, Keanu Reeves)

"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist." ~ George Carlin (Oscar the Grouch)

Funny.