Intellectual Giants

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So the horsey guy jumps over the castle dude, landing in the back row so you have to king me. And to think those guys thought we weren't smart enough to play this game.

(Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart)

You know who understands chess? Nerds!

If She Wanted a Snake on Her Face She Should Have Asked Me

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Not sure if poor lipstick applying skills Or playing snake on own face

(Tina Fey)

In Fact, I Might Need, Like, 984 of Them!

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If I win this hand, I want a get-out-of-jail-free card.... who knows - I might actually need it someday Lindsay Lohan - future criminal

(Lindsay Lohan)