If you want me to save your life, we have to take your shirt off.

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If you want me to save your life, we have to take your shirt off. (Walter Koenig)

Who Would've Thought...

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Who would have thought that a guy that played Spiderman in a kid's educational show, would end up being God and telling us all about the universe. -Morgan Freeman

Ridley Scott's "Angry Birds"

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Ok, here's the plan... if you flip the angry bird up here, it'll drop the rock on the piggy's fort. (Aliens)

Taylor Swift's Creative Process:

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"First, I figure out which celebrity couple I'm going to break up next. Then, I break them up and date the guy. Then I write a song about how awful the OTHER girl is. That's pretty much it. What's irony?" (Taylor Swift)

A List Tips For Happiness

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Reese, Do You Have Any Pointers For A Hot Young Starlet? just skip marrying a hollywood manwh*re and marry your agent. he will appreciate you more and youll always have work -Taylor Swift, Reese Witherspoon