"First, I figure out which celebrity couple I'm going to break up next. Then, I break them up and date the guy. Then I write a song about how awful the OTHER girl is. That's pretty much it. What's irony?"
Reese, Do You Have Any Pointers For A Hot Young Starlet? just skip marrying a hollywood manwh*re and marry your agent. he will appreciate you more and youll always have work
-Taylor Swift, Reese Witherspoon