-Doctor Who

NYAN! NYAN! NYAN!

The miracle of birth. -Jeff Cohen

It's a little known fact that all freakishly happy weathermen are switched off at the end of each show and placed in a storage unit until the next day's broadcast. -Al Roker, Ryan Gosling

I'm sorry Tobey. They just don't want you to be Spider-Man anymore. -Tobey Maguire, Natalie Portman

The flashbacks just aren't as good as the original trip. -Michael Jai White

Don't worry...I saw them do it on Dragonball Z. -Nicolas Cage, Alfred Molina

A chip off the ol' block. -Lindsay Lohan