Now let's look longingly into each other's eyes and make weird analogies about horses. ROMANCE.

ARGH, WHAT ARE EMOTIONS?! ROBOT BLOGGER ONLY KNOW COMMANDS AND TROLLS.

What with the masks and all, Majora should really open up an Etsy store or something...

Repeat after me: "I am not a pony." Check out the rest of these My Little Pony-inspired wigs here!

You know, to be honest I think tying trashbags around your feet at Coachella would better preserve your dignity.

I guess her shoes are virtual reality then?

A model applies sunscreen under normal (left) and UV light (right). Remember, the sun is out to get you, folks. Don't forget to take anti-solar measures this summer.