You've just crossed over in to... Twilight Zone

("Twilght" fan)

How much crappier can your life be?

("Twilight" fan)

Having been hugely impressed with the Charlie Sheen HyperFlesh mask, Nick commissions a cheaper, lesser know mask creator to make one based on his likeness

(A fan [?] of Nicolas Cage)

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If you think this is bad, you should see her daughter's room.

("Twilight" fan)

Yes, girls, we know... ...once this photo is posted online, it's too late

(Justin Bieber)

i dont wanna talk 2 any of yew lil bishes... unless one of yew gots a lollipop.

(Justin Bieber)

DEMENTIA never a laughing matter.