CLEAVAGE not just for chicks anymore -Mickey Rourke

LADIES & GENTLEMAN a real life troll doll. -Nicki Minaj

-Marie Osmond (not quite as 'eww' as Fergie, but still gross)

-Mr. T

Twitter, if it had a person as its logo. -Michael Cera

OLDONNA TRIES TO FOOL US ALL INTO THINKING SHE'S YOUNG ENOUGH THAT WE'D WANT TO SEE HER OLD T*TS FOR SOME MARDI GRAS BEADS AND LIFTS CYNDI LAUPER'S OLD CHORUS WHILE DOING SO. #REDUCTIVE

Putting the t*t back in hepatitis -Pamela Anderson