His palms are sweaty, knees weak
There's vomit on his spaghetti already,
He's spaghetti, but on the surface he
looks calm and ready... to drop spaghetti.
But he keeps on forgetting what he
My straight face says your joke sucked.
Will the real Slim Shady please do standup
This Eminem song is now stuck in your head. YOU'RE WELCOME!
Just give it the trophy, maybe it will go away. Mine...Here take it.
-Lady Gaga, Eminem, Tracy Morgan
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