TEAM EDWARD that's right b*tches!! He don't sparkle either!!
and this, kids.. is all a high school diploma is good for!
Edward can't masturbate. so... Let's just say he has a lot of free time...
That's great, but can you wipe your own butt?
Edward Scissorhands called. He wants everything back.
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