-Sofia Vergara, Ed O'Neill

sarah jessica parker you'd have the same reaction if you woke up next to her (Ed O'Neill)

the "National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood" still meet every Tuesday even tho the "Jiggly Bar" has been converted to an "Applebees" (Modern Family)

MONTY PYTHON not all of their cast members are a welcome cameo on American sitcoms (Ed O'Neill)

Breaking News - LOCAL MAN REPORTS BIGFOOT SIGHTNG (Ed O'Neill)