I See What You Did There...

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Why you walrus hurt the ones you love. Today on Dr. Phil. -Dr. Phil, Oprah Winfrey

Dina Lohan Will PROVE She is the Worst Mother in the World

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This Monday on an all-new Dr. Phil show, the lecherous waxy caricature of a human being known as Dina Lohan sits down with greasy talk-show walrus Dr. Phil to defend accusations that she is the worst mother in the world.

Things heat up when the categorically crazy and physically abusive Michael Lohan joins the interview via satellite to put his ex-wife on blast, all the while remaining blissfully ignorant of his own failures as a father, proving once again that both parents are willing to ride the coat-tails of their children for profit and blame anyone and everyone but themselves for what has happened to their family.

Prediction for this Monday's episode: Dr. Phil declares BOTH parents are failures at life and nothing changes for the children. Mission accomplished!