Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop
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So Much Pun
Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop
It tastes stale and the size of each slice is so weasley. - Matty Malaprop
... and those Trekkies are filled with... Data? WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT OH GOD THE HORRIBLE MENTAL IMAGES OH GOD - Matty Malaprop
SO. MUCH. PUN.
It's funny b/c Steve Martin jokes are roughly as funny as fart jokes LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! - Matty Malaprop