If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain. Do you know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a pair of t*ts. -Ricky Gervais

I'd whip my hair back and forth-but it weighs about 60 pounds and I used 20 cans of Aqua Net to get this look! -Dolly Parton

snooki, you didn't invent this hair style. tennessee did. (Dolly Parton)