Pants: are for squares!!!
ILLUSIONS, ELMO tricks are what a wh*re does for money. Or candy.
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ELMO tickle me right there.
-Jason Bateman, Elmo
HIDING A BONER youre doing it wrong
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A WORLD OF PAIN you're entering it.
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